What The What?

Shiva: I'm Stronger, Smarter, and bad to the Bone. That pesky little Kam-Kam won't know what hit him!

(Blythe Baxter came walking by and saw Shiva standing in the Park)

Blythe: Hey there, nice outfit. Is that an original?

Shiva: Why... yes. It is an original. Thanks for noticing.

Blythe: Your welcome. If you want some advice your wardrobe, add some ribbon to your top. you'll look much better.

Shiva: What?

Blythe: And, you'll need to consider getting a skirt. Right now you look like you are in your underwear, not that it doesn't look good in black.

Shiva: Are you saying there is something wrong with my wardrobe?

Blythe: Well, yeah, but I'm not doing this to offend you.

Shiva: Then why tell me?

Blythe: It's just that I'm a fashion designer. I can help you improve your look.

Shiva: Then why point out every flaw? I can't really see why you need to do that.

Blythe: Hey! there's no need to be unreasonable.

Shiva: Unreasonabe!? Me!? Well let me tell YOU something sister! I...

(Shiva pauses, then shows an evil grin.)

Shiva: I think you might be right. Maybe I should change my wardrobe.

Blythe: That's the spirit.

Shiva: For starters I might want to choose a brighter color to wear. What color is your underwear?

Blythe: Ummm, ok. It's pink... why are you asking me this?

Shiva: Nothing really. besides conversation between two fashionistas, it's a perfect way to test out my new power.

Blythe: New power?

Shiva: Telekinetic Manipulation, or in other words... THIS!

Blythe: What the What!? Oof! AHHHH!! OW! Wedgie! How are you doing That!?

Shiva: It's one of my many Tricks. Oh, and by the way, I like my wardrobe the way it is. I don't like people telling me what to do about what I wear, including fashionistas.

Blythe: Yeah well, ow! Your ugly and mean no matter what you wear!

(Shiva raises her hand, causing Blythe's underwear to rise even higher)

Blythe: Ow! OUCH!

Shiva: Look out Kam-Kam I'm coming for you!

Blythe: You should be ashamed of yourself! You're the cruelest girl I've ever met! OW!!!